a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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orlopzi:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

He’s not until someone touches him

I’m off now to take my sexual frustration out on the gym

i’m watching videos of nipple piercings and omg no i cant do it

ah shit biting the bullet and finally getting my nipples pierced when i get paid next week

why does my ass always get sunburned